A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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K.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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