why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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whoa there

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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