What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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eloise dey.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Jews

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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