A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Are you Drew?

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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