Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Jersey Shore

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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