- Anti Joke

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Womens rights.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.