Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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These Jokes suck.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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knock knock get lost!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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