why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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