What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Spell: “This word”

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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