- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

whats your name? bumder:)

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

pickle juice?

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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