eloise dey.

guess what what that wasnt it

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

4-4-2

i saw your mom, i said hi

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Fiats

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Get on your knees Ho

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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