An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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