- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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