- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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