- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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