why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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