wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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