Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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