- Anti Joke

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

whoa there

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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