What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Anti Joke

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