Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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miley cyrus

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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im black

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Hearpin my durp

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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