- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ham sandwich

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

soccor

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels with massive bonerss

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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