What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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