knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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