- Anti Joke

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Dogs in my home.

Women.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers