What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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