why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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