- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

womens rights to vote

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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