What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Anti-joke.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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religion.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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