- Anti Joke

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Women's rights.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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