Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Womens rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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