What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Leave her alone...

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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