- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

WNBA

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

fack me in the ace! CC

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Penal Dysfunction

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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