- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Whats white and sticky fluff

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Membean

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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