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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Wombat monkey juice.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.