- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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