What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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WNBA

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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