Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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