What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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