yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Zach Barlow

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

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