Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How did th-A fridge.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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