[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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