- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Strawberries!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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