- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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