- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Penal Dysfunction

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

fack me in the ace! CC

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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