My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Penal Dysfunction

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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AIDS

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Matty B

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Thanks

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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your mother hates you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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