What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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