What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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lol

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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wat?

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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