Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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