Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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