Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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yeah..

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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