- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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