Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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knock knock whos there not me

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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