Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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God

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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126

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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